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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2032 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!