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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1376 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!