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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8621 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5286 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!