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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1028 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!