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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5251 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!