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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 100 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8864 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!