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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 852 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 93 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!