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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7349

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Emeralds Found:	8084	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6629	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.