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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1921	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	115
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6981	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1795	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.