LOLcraft: Noob to Pro in 60 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3665
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Villages Defended:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	998485	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	281
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.