LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4954
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	256427	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7936	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.