LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	192
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4510
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4532	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1286
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	6581	Mines Excavated:	3339

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.