LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

ditch, unexpected, memes, Community, meme

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafted Survival

Trade, Plugins, Trust, one player sleep, Shop

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Features	Semi-Vanilla SMP Land Claiming Shopping District Live World Map Ranks System One-Player Sleep
How to Join	Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132
Discord	Join our Discord server

Overview

Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Crafted Survival offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with helpful plugins, land claiming to protect your builds, a shopping district for trading, a live world map for exploration, a ranks system based on playtime and voting, and a one-player sleep feature to skip the night. Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, land claiming is available to protect your builds from griefers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net or the Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132.

Q: Is there a way to trade with other players?

A: Yes, there is a shopping district where you can trade and shop with other players using a diamond economy.

Q: Can I explore the world in real-time?

A: Yes, there is a live world map available for players to explore the world in real-time.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks on the server are based on playtime and voting, allowing you to earn trust-based ranks.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Crafted Survival?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn.

Q: Do I have to wait for everyone to sleep in order to skip the night?

A: No, there is a one-player sleep feature on the server, so you can skip the night without waiting for other players.

Rage Against the Void 1.20.2

anger, societal expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Losers, work ethic

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like a loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a winner! Who needs a job when you can be a block-building boss in our virtual world? And hey, just because you’re stacking blocks doesn’t mean you’re entitled to pixelated lovin’. Get your priorities straight, man! Join us and escape the harsh reality of adulting, where you can be a true alpha male in the world of blocks and creepers. Let’s gooooo!

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CraftyUncle’sNoobZone Minecraft Server

Support, Communication, personal development, Empathy, brotherhood

🌟🚗🏁 HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE DRAMATIC THAN A SOAP OPERA? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! 🏁🚗🌟

👀 SO, GET THIS – OUR SERVER IS LIKE A NASCAR RACE, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! 🏎️💥

😜 ON THIS SERVER, YOU’LL EXPERIENCE MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A RACETRACK! ONE MINUTE YOU’RE BUILDING A CASTLE, THE NEXT YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR BROTHERS! 💪🧟‍♂️

🤯 AND LET ME TELL YOU, THE DRAMA IS REAL! JUST LIKE HOW MAX STOOD UP FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER AGAINST A RAGING FAN, YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS AGAINST CREEPERS AND SKELETONS! 💥🤠

👾 JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE BONDING MOMENTS LIKE WHEN JAKE AND SHANE APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING THEIR LITTLE BROTHER FEEL LEFT OUT. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO HEARTWARMING? ❤️👨‍👦‍👦

🚀 SO, IF YOU’RE READY FOR AN ADVENTURE FILLED WITH ACTION, DRAMA, AND BROTHERLY LOVE, THEN HOP ONTO OUR SERVER AND LET THE BLOCKY FUN BEGIN! 🎉🔥💎

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NukeBuddies Minecraft SMP

nuclear weapons, diplomatic commitments, smp, Geopolitics, peacekeeping efforts

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!

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CraftyLiesMC

imagination, funny, Memories, growing up, hindsight

Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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