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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7349 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
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