LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	630

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6077	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1850	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	8462	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3804
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	7058
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2990
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	5328
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	994914	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3331
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co