LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchantments Applied:	250
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4680
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2040	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Crops Grown:	7840	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	New Chunks Explored:	128907
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mines Excavated:	3709	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5438
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs