LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8820
Love Letters Sent:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1261

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Void Armor Forged:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5735	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	60110
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	2939	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	3724	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	4041
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	8351

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co