LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Void Gems Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Votes:	5660
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5752
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dragons Tamed:	0

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimension Hops:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214