LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6455	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

jailhouseblox.com

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magic Items Found:	1784	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

88.150.171.35

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	5522	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

n8.csrv.pl

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

ThePlayground.McAlias.com:25712

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	4923	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Play.OutlawSMP.net

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

37.10.107.151

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

mc.ipocketisland.net

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8670
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

hub.thechunk.net

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

play.pikacity.com

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

svmc.co

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	56	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	8175	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

mc.hytecpvp.com

MC Wars

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

A totally unique PvP experience! Build your own base in a ten-minute build phase, then during the war phase, destroy the other team’s monument (an arrangement of gold blocks on a wool platform) using a variety of classes!

Basic Classes: Archer, Footman, Knight, Builder, Trapman, and Mage VIP Classes: Priest, Spy, Longbowman, Catapult, Alchemist, and Beastmaster

There are also fun minigames in the lobby, and a survival server for VIPs! Come join this fun community!

mc-wars.org

SteelCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

mc.gamerbros.net

Sun God Palace

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	60

Server Name: Sun God Palace Server Address/IP: mc.sungodpalace.us Server Location: Dallas, Texas Forum: http://sungodpalace.us Game Play Types: [PvP], [FACTIONS], [SKYBLOCK], [CREATIVE PLOTS]

Owner/Admin: Taleson Ko-Owner: koolguy001 Co-Owner: Ollie55589 Co-Owner: xXHuntDawg2001Xx HeadAdmin: JellyfishMaster2 Admin: DaleDragonslayer Admin: jcurrycomet Admin:assassin8199

This is a server which rcently recieved a donation of 5 Dell servers! We are now a Hub server! More stable, and more plugins! We have Facitons PvP, Ceative Plots, Skyblock, and Minigames coming soon! Join for an amazing time!

mc.sungodpalace.us

100 Percent Vanilla Server

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

The server is 100% Vanilla, please dont exploit or cheat on the server, as there is no sethome first thing to do after you find somewhere to live is make a bed, you can pvp raid and grief on the server, have fun. No starter No tpa tpaccept No Economy No Factions No Cheating No Rules

mc.naff.co