LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

mc.limitedgaming.net

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

play.podzol.net

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

org.neme.gg

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

198.23.148.76:25665

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crops Grown:	6531	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

fuzionpvp.net

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

mc.smoke2k.com

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

80.241.215.19

AmicorumCraft

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

We are a survival server. Family-friendly, mature, and only interested in building and having fun. Griefing, stealing, killing animals, etc, won’t be tolerated. We have anti-griefing plugins in place as well as logging to help prevent crass behavior/language and to repair/replace anything that’s been messed with. Come check us out and have fun!

Our server rules are very simple. – No Griefing – Property or Players – No Stealing – If it’s not yours, don’t touch – Use Common Sense – Don’t beg Admin/Mods/Players for stuff – Don’t ask to be op’d

Our server has been pre-paid so there is no worry of it shutting down. Visit us at www.AmicorumCraft.enjin.com for more information.

AmicorumCraft.net

McAnvil

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Obsidian Breaker: Most Factions servers don’t include this nifty plugin. Our configuration will allow TNT that is not protected by water (use hybrid cannons for water!) to be blown up in 5 direct explosions. (Creeper/TNT) Image

Mcmmo: We have the Mcmmo plugin with large nerfs and removals on combat skills. We configured the plugin so that is a 100% unique experience. (Don’t worry, no armor shattering or disarming!)

Lottery: Every day, you can buy up to 20 lottery tickets. Simply do /lotto for more info!

Auctions: If you don’t like the prices items sell/buy for in our dynamic, extensive /warp shop, you can auction or bid on items with other players in a scam-free way.

play.mcanvil.net

DayLightCraft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1133

DayLightCraft Survival + KitPVP + Creative No PVP in normal world. We use grievance prevention to prevent grievers. PVP in nether en end. Play.DayLightCraft.com We use discord to communicate.

The server has been active for more than 2 years.

play.daylightcraft.com

Minecraft Romania

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Romania

188.212.101.13

IonPvP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Supreme Prison: 1. Small Community But Big Family 2. All Spawns Made Personaly 3. Staff That Cares For you and your needs 4. Owners Who Understand What you Need 5. Reasonable Donor Prices With Great Advantages 6. Multiple Streamers For Etertainment 7. People with A Welcoming Attitude 8. 24 /7 Hour Hosting 9. Customs Plugins 10.Multiple Servers 11. TeamSpeak Server For You and Friends

mc.supremeprison.us

BuinCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	204076	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

BuinCraft

mc.buincraft.it

Civilization Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Items Found:	1603
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	3607
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	148	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Create or join a town, make a nation, and expand your empire! Go to war, fight for land, power, and domination! Forge long lasting alliances, trade, and build magnificent cities. Go neutral, pull the strings from the shadows, or enjoy a nice simple life. Create ChestShops and markets within your towns for a unique trading experience. Join us on community karaoke nights, enjoy our pig races, we love creating fun community events for everyone to enjoy. Civilization Wars offers a superior platform to PvP, Survival, Building, and Economy, all combined into one. Join now and play alongside the 12k player-base!

IP: play.civwars.net Discord: https://discord.gg/aHuANf6

play.civwars.net

MagmaMC [SMP] 💎 | Java and Bedrock support – 1.20 Survival

247server, Anticheat, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Economy, Economysurvival, Griefprevention, java, Javaedition, Nolag, Notoxicbehavior, Onlinemode, Ranks, Shop, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

MagmaMC [SMP] 💎 | Java and Bedrock support - 1.20 Survival Minecraft Server

IP: play.magmamc.netVersion: 1.20.2Website: https://www.magmamc.net/Discord: https://www.magmamc.net/discordBedrock IP is the same as our java server IP. Keep the bedrock port as the default bedrock port.

Server Rules: https://www.magmamc.net/rules/Command-List: https://www.magmamc.net/commands/Server Ranks: https://www.magmamc.net/ranks/

Why choose us?MagmaMC originated as a non-pay-to-win Survival server, which sets us apart. We offer the same types of ranks as pay-to-win servers, Use /rankup in-game to see how long it will take to Level up.

Our goal is to remain a payment-free Survival server. We have already established a fantastic community of friendly users who can assist you.

With years of Server experience, we know what we’re doing and are solely focused on providing the authentic Survival Experience our players expect.

To ensure a safe environment for everyone, we have implemented some strict rules due to the varying ages on our server.

Server Features~ Java and Bedrock support ~

~ Land Claiming ~

~ Economy ~

~ Free Rankups ~

~ Blackmarket “auction house” ~

~ PvP Disabled by default “/pvptoggle” ~

~ Safe Trade Menu ~

~ ChestSort ~

~ Tpa command ~

~ Decoration Heads Menu ~

~ Player Warps ~

~ Player Shops ~

~ Land Claiming ~

~ Bank Account ~

~ 2fa Security “/2fa” ~

~ Fish Market ~

~ Multiple Free Kits ~

~ Daily rewards ~

~ Voteparty for more rewards ~

We are an expanding Survival server with a friendly community. We reset the end every month to give everyone a fair shot at killing the End Dragon. We strive to stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft version. Our server employs menus to assist you in navigating, but if you require further assistance, don’t hesitate to ask questions in the chat or on our Discord server!

Hopefully, we see you soon on MagmaMC!

play.magmamc.net