LolcowCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Emeralds Found:	4892

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	New Chunks Explored:	34650

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!