LolcowCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	249
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	277	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3042	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mines Excavated:	1040
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6591
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	2681	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.