LolcowCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	4286
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3488	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Potions Brewed:	111
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
New Chunks Explored:	177377	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Emeralds Found:	4547	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ores Mined:	4226
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Enchantments Applied:	107

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4942	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.