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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
LOL COME JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE PIXELS BE POPPIN’ AND THE CREEPERS BE CREEPIN’! WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN YOUR MOMMA’S ATTITUDE AND CAVES DEEPER THAN YOUR EX’S REGRETS!
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!
