🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1490 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9801 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!