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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7703 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 166 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 483 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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