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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8755 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!