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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4492 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!