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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1854 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!