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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5247 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!