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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1964 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
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