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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 214 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
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