🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8544 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1487 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 106851 |
Crops Grown: | 7012 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!