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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8462 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 724 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.
Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).
Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!