Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	132367
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Star Shards Collected:	76
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5634
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7814	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	920	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2231	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!