LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8940
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8737
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	650
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ores Mined:	5483	Star Shards Collected:	119
Farms Harvested:	921	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	160	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SillySMPFoodFavs

bizarre food, culinary experiment, curious food combo, eccentric cuisine, food combination, odd food pairing, offbeat flavors, outlandish dish, peculiar food, peculiar pairing, quirky food, quirky taste, SillySMPFoodFavs, strange culinary creation, strange food, surprising flavors, unconventional food, unconventional mix, unexpected taste, unique food, unusual food

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	718944	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.