come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Ores Mined: 9748 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Star Shards Collected: 280 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Buildings Constructed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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