LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3849	Void Armor Forged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	3627	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crops Grown:	3465
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	2735	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	6871
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1444	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	8

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	780821	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	764
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net