LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	826	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	9564
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	578916
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	6508	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9099
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Dragon Eggs Found:	8846
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.