LmaoooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4432
New Chunks Explored:	696708	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have custom plugins that turn every block into a dancing taco and every mob into a sassy llama.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hilarious players who communicate solely in emojis and dad jokes. Our spawn point is a giant rainbow made of cheese and the only way to leave is by riding a flying pig.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where the music is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. A thread died for this lmaooo.

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5684	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	8482
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6065
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Votes:	1988	Zombie Dances:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Animals Bred:	192	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8902

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	3881
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6378
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Villages Defended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7576	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mines Excavated:	2591
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Votes:	3069
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com