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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9133 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hilarious players who communicate solely in emojis and dad jokes. Our spawn point is a giant rainbow made of cheese and the only way to leave is by riding a flying pig.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where the music is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. A thread died for this lmaooo.