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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 573 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6384 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!