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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5821 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!