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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4374 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!