come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4836 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Towns Built: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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