come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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