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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4322 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!