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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3124 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!