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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7090 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5257 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!