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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6615 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4362 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5391 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!